Welcome, friend!

Pull up a chair, make yourself comfortable, yet not too comfortable. I don't want you falling asleep and possibly dying from something totally unrelated, like cat AIDS.

You have stumbled upon a world, a terrifying world, that only a few brave souls have ever dared to venture! Yes, you have come to the doorway to my imagination. Imagine it as something like the kids television series Knightmare, but you don't have to wear the horned helmet. shame.

Expect honesty, stupidity, naivety, insight, a lot of swearing, and hopefully a few laughs, when you wander through my written world. Hope you enjoy

Stu x