Somewhere between hope and despair for all geeks there is a cliff. A wall no man can pass. On the side of hope, geeks of all ages recoil from what they see beyond; a 5 foot nothing twenty-one year old. With a hat.

"Hello." I say back.

 

That's me in South Park. You can wave if you want. (Stu's note - for those of you who actually waved, seek medical attention immediately)

Like most of us here I'm a former media student looking for a job. Hopefully I'll find one that will fit in between all the other stuff I do. But I fear I might have to cut back on my Sci-Fi intake to only 150 hours a week. You name a main stream Sci-Fi and I'll prove how good I am.

Over the years I've dabbled in; Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Red Dwarf, Dr Who, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Farscape and Stargate SG1. Sober I could quote you my favourite lines from each in about a minute.

As you can guess this has the women clambering to get to me!

Luckily I have my music and comics to fall back on, there's nothing like Hard Rock/Heavy Metal while reading Alan Moore's Swamp Thing! I also like to think of myself as a troubled genius, I had deduced the existence of rice pudding and income tax before I had learned to walk. Unfortunately I promptly fell down the stairs and forgot about it all.

As well as this website I write fan fiction crossover stories, play on an MMORPG called Pardus and make short films.

Any questions? leave them in the guest book (Stu's note: We don't have a guestbook, as yet, so don't e-mail me and complain) and I'll try and get back to you. 

 

1) The opening of Mexico's first and only Shemale "all you can eat" Koi Carp restaurant!

2) Declaring war on China

3) Making a wrong turn and conquering Plymouth 

4) Managing to drink 2 pints without feeling drunk

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